Ferguson Police: He was trying to steal Candy from a store and was pushing and punching-
Store: -Actually that didn’t happen.
Ferguson Police: Well, he forced his way into a cop’s car, shoved the police man to grab and steal his gun to use on-
Witnesses: - Actually he was standing several feet away from the police, before he was shot by the police man.
Ferguson Police: Well he-
wearing moose pajamas to increase my chances of attracting a mate
OMG HIS FACE! IT KILLED ME!
it killed Jess too
At first I read that as ‘it killed jesus too’ and
And I just started wondering what episode i had missed
Supernatural: where Sams face could kill Jesus and we don’t question it, but we wonder what episode it was.
Whoever you people are out there, I love you, so much. XD