"It was too preposterous, not to mention arrogant. Writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like M Night level doucheness.

(Source: dfsalkjkjfskfjsajflajsfljljfljf, via demondetoxmanual)

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

(via taquitosandtheatre)

elven-whisperer:

Ferguson Police: He was trying to steal Candy from a store and was pushing and punching-

Store: -Actually that didn’t happen.

Ferguson Police: Well, he forced his way into a cop’s car, shoved the police man to grab and steal his gun to use on-

Witnesses: - Actually he was standing several feet away from the police, before he was shot by the police man.

Ferguson Police: Well he-

Mr. Fizzles: image

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thelastmelinian:

ohhowiloveunicorns:

maybesamwinchester:

10scompanion:

budbud311:

treevoor:

10scompanion:

wearing moose pajamas to increase my chances of attracting a mate

image

OMG HIS FACE! IT KILLED ME!

it killed Jess too

At first I read that as ‘it killed jesus too’ and

And I just started wondering what episode i had missed

Supernatural: where Sams face could kill Jesus and we don’t question it, but we wonder what episode it was.

Whoever you people are out there, I love you, so much. XD

(via machiavelli1601)

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via machiavelli1601)

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

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kingswinchester:

Those photos from Harper’s Bazaar China APP, without text.

caitlinin221b:

Leaving the house without a jacket like 

image

and then going out and ending up like 

image

(via machiavelli1601)

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

image

(via tyleroakley)

tarotwielder:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

i thought they did this anyway. is this better metal tho?

tarotwielder:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

i thought they did this anyway. is this better metal tho?

(via wanderersinshadowedland)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Few of the funniest things i found today

set#2

set#3

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